Leonard Cohen told me this blonde joke:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Did you hear about the blonde who tested for a movie? She slept with the writer.

Here’s Leonard.

Here’s Toby’s blonde, shopping.

Here she is in the south of France.

Here she is mothering Toby.

And here’s Toby with her precociously intelligent daughter.

Rolling in my sleep,

R.

Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His recent The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains but an intellectual snob.

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