Musical Comedy
To the tune of “Unforgettable”:
Unfellatable,
That’s what you are.
Barely datable!
Please leave my car!
Your droop-lower-lip personality
And your underwear’s banality
Each persuade me that you haven’t a
clue.
Unrewardable,
Your limp caress.
Unaffordable,
At ten bucks less.
That’s why darling, it’s debatable
That someone so second-ratable
Thinks that I am unfellatable too.
Cinemah!
Short pieces
Boccaccio II
Poems
Robert MacLean is a bad poet and an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi, Scanbox and YouTube, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a screamingly funny novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a reviewer of films, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, lives Greece, Irish citizen. He is of towering intellect but, as is often the case with such people, not that bright.
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