Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?
Hollande
Had a certain bond
With his favorite blonde,
But he looked aronde—
And the blonde was gone!
She was out on the lawn
Gettin’ it on
With Strauss-Kahn.
Michelle
Was looking swell,
But you can never tell:
The hand on her back
Traced a winding track
Right down to her crack.
She thought it was Barack
And gave him a whack.
The hand was withdrawn
And she gazed upon
Strauss-Khan.
Berlusconi
Had a rigid baloney
For Melania’s yoni.
On some pretext
He sent her a text
And was deeply vexed
By what came next:
She said, You want to hump
Mrs. Trump?
Don’t be a chump.
You're much too plump,
And what are you going to do, stand on a stump?
You need a frump
To jump.
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?
Hollande
Had a certain bond
With his favorite blonde,
But he looked aronde—
And the blonde was gone!
She was out on the lawn
Gettin’ it on
With Strauss-Kahn.
Michelle
Was looking swell,
But you can never tell:
The hand on her back
Traced a winding track
Right down to her crack.
She thought it was Barack
And gave him a whack.
The hand was withdrawn
And she gazed upon
Strauss-Khan.
Had a rigid baloney
For Melania’s yoni.
On some pretext
He sent her a text
And was deeply vexed
By what came next:
She said, You want to hump
Mrs. Trump?
Don’t be a chump.
You're much too plump,
And what are you going to do, stand on a stump?
You need a frump
To jump.
You should point your artillery
At Hillary.
Is Angela Merkel
In your circle?
Princess Anne
Could use a man.
Or hey!
Theresa May!
No, it's sweet that you’re coming on,
I don't mean to yawn,
But you're tryng to let on
That you're a Don Juan.
Come on!
The real paragon
Of sexual brawn—
Is Strauss-Khan!
So Berlusconi
With a limp baloney.
Called up his old crony,
Bill,
And said, I’m over the hill!
Bill said, I’m over Hil.
She's getting too shrill.
Even in dishabille
She’s not much of a thrill.
But there’s lots to do still.
It’s not Capitol Hill
But you can still sink the drill,
At Hillary.
Is Angela Merkel
In your circle?
Princess Anne
Could use a man.
Or hey!
Theresa May!
No, it's sweet that you’re coming on,
I don't mean to yawn,
But you're tryng to let on
That you're a Don Juan.
Come on!
The real paragon
Of sexual brawn—
Is Strauss-Khan!
So Berlusconi
With a limp baloney.
Called up his old crony,
Bill,
And said, I’m over the hill!
Bill said, I’m over Hil.
She's getting too shrill.
Even in dishabille
She’s not much of a thrill.
But there’s lots to do still.
It’s not Capitol Hill
But you can still sink the drill,
If you have but the skill,
And the will.
And the will.
Take a pill.
Try to chill.
But forget about Hil.
She’s worth several mil
But if looks could kill
She’d be guiltier still.
Not even Strauss-Kahn
Would dare take her on.
You’d better log on
To some new liaison.
Meghan
Is taken.
Try to chill.
But forget about Hil.
She’s worth several mil
But if looks could kill
She’d be guiltier still.
Not even Strauss-Kahn
Would dare take her on.
You’d better log on
To some new liaison.
Meghan
Is taken.
Why don’t you get cosy
With Madame Sarkosy?
Or break a few eggs
On Brigitte’s legs?
Sophie Trudeau—
But it’s a long way to go.
But don't point your baton
At the West-Wing swan.
Those days are gone.
We're just not Strauss-Kahn.
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?
With Madame Sarkosy?
Or break a few eggs
On Brigitte’s legs?
Sophie Trudeau—
But it’s a long way to go.
But don't point your baton
At the West-Wing swan.
Those days are gone.
We're just not Strauss-Kahn.
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?
Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?
Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains but an intellectual snob.
“I'm afraid of NOTHING except being bored!”―Greta Garbo
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