Strauss-Kahn: An Hommage

Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?

Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?

Hollande
Had a certain bond
With his favorite blonde,
But he looked aronde—
And the blonde was gone!
She was out on the lawn
Gettin’ it on
With Strauss-Kahn.

Michelle
Was looking swell,
But you can never tell:
The hand on her back
Traced a winding track
Right down to her crack.
She thought it was Barack
And gave him a whack.
The hand was withdrawn
And she gazed upon
Strauss-Khan.

Berlusconi
Had a rigid baloney
For Melania’s yoni.
On some pretext
He sent her a text
And was deeply vexed
By what came next:
She said, You want to jump
On the rump
Of Mrs. Trump?
Don’t be a chump.
You’re too plump
To hump.
What you need is a frump.
You should point your artillery
At Hillary.
I’m flattered that you’re coming on
But—excuse me while I yawn.
The real Don Juan,
The master of con,
The proud paragon
Of sexual brawn—
Who has just come and gone—
Is Strauss-Khan.

So Berlusconi
With a sagging baloney.
Called up his old crony,
Bill,
And cried, I’m over the hill!
Bill said, I’m over Hil.
Even in dishabille
She’s not much of a thrill.
But there’s lots to do still,
If you have but the skill,
And the will.
Take a pill.
Try to chill.
It’s not Capitol Hill
But you can still sink the drill.
But forget about Hil.
She’s getting too shrill.
She’s worth several mil
But if looks could kill
She’d be guiltier still.
Not even Strauss-Kahn
Would dare take her on.
You’d better get on
With some new liaison.
Señora Rajoy
Doesn’t offer much joy.
Is Angela Merkel
In your circle?
Silvio? Are you there?
Come on, don’t despair.
Hey!
Hey!
Theresa May!
OK, OK.
There must be another way.
Sophie Trudeau—
But it’s a long way to go.
Why don’t you get cosy
With Madame Sarkosy,
Or break a few eggs
On Brigitte’s legs?
But it’s pointless to fawn
On the West-Wing swan.
We mustn’t try to let on
That we are Strauss-Kahn.

Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What kinda steroids are you on,
Strauss-Kahn?

Strauss-Kahn,
Strauss-Kahn,
What about those of us who are non-
Strauss-Kahns?
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