“There are a number of
mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief
among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500.”—Frank Sinatra
“It isn't premarital sex if
you have no intention of getting married.”—George Burns
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”—Jack Nicholson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”—Barbara Bush
“Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”—Gore Vidal
“The trouble with honest people is that they're cowards.”—Voltaire
“Believe me, Vicomte, people rarely acquire the qualities they can dispense with.”—Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
“Honestly, I don't understand why people get so worked up about a little murder!”―Patricia Highsmith
“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.”—Bob Hope
“If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.”—Chekhov
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”―Scott Fitzgerald
“I would give all I possess to get out of myself; but somehow, at the end, I find myself so vastly more interesting than nine tenths of the people I meet.”―Henry James
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”—Jack Nicholson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”—Barbara Bush
“Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”—Gore Vidal
“The trouble with honest people is that they're cowards.”—Voltaire
“Believe me, Vicomte, people rarely acquire the qualities they can dispense with.”—Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
“Honestly, I don't understand why people get so worked up about a little murder!”―Patricia Highsmith
“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.”—Bob Hope
“If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.”—Chekhov
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”―Scott Fitzgerald
“I would give all I possess to get out of myself; but somehow, at the end, I find myself so vastly more interesting than nine tenths of the people I meet.”―Henry James
Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. Committed to making movies that don't matter. No brains, but an intellectual snob.
The Light Touch on Amazon Prime
The Natural Wish to Be Robert MacLean
Also on YouTube:
Boccaccio’s "The Husband"
Boccaccio's "The Horse Trade"
Boccaccio's "The Stupid Friar"
Chaucer’s "The Miller's Tale"
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