(If you look at this on your phone you'll miss 2/3 of the triptych. Click on my face to contact.)
INCEPTION: "The Perils of Pauline" plus New Age projections
Some Quotations to Help You with Your Life
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.”—Jack Nicholson
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”—Barbara Bush
“Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies.”—Gore Vidal
“The trouble with honest people is that they're cowards.”—Voltaire
“Believe me, Vicomte, people rarely acquire the qualities they can dispense with.”—Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
“Honestly, I don't understand why people get so worked up about a little murder!”―Patricia Highsmith
“You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.”—Bob Hope
“If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry.”—Chekhov
“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”―Scott Fitzgerald
“I would give all I possess to get out of myself; but somehow, at the end, I find myself so vastly more interesting than nine tenths of the people I meet.”―Henry James
Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. Committed to making movies that don't matter. No brains, but an intellectual snob.
The Light Touch on Amazon Prime
The Natural Wish to Be Robert MacLean
Political correctness killed comedy, said Mel Brooks. We’re back.
I am not officially attached to this project but I am close with the writer and know his counterpart well. Bernie and Robert have asked me to come on board and get this done.
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as seductive as Marcello,
as cheeky as Hamlet,
as klutzy as Lucy,
as wimpy as Woody,
as gullible as Goofy
and outrageously funny,
impossibly funny!
Jaws
Shoot the Baby
In bed with the Girls
Trying It On
Toby Gets Un-Stupid
The Tipping Point
Champagne and Ice Cream
On the blog:
Toby's Marriage Tips for Men
The Child in Its Swiss Classroom
The Child Annoys Me, and I Annoy It Back
On Amazon:
Robert MacLean is a bad poet and an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon Prime, Tubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a screamingly funny novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a reviewer of films, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. Committed to making movies that don't matter. No brains, but an intellectual snob.
“The worst vice of the fanatic is his sincerity.”—Oscar Wilde
The Light Touch on Amazon Prime