A guy walks into a bar…

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Do you know how to pitch a film? Start with “A guy walks into a bar,” and they’ll listen to whatever you say next.

So a guy walks into a bar shouting, “All lawyers are assholes!”

“I resent that,” says a patron.

“Oh, I’m sorry. Are you a lawyer?”

“No, I’m an asshole.”

More such wisdom can be found at Le Zjoke du Jour.

For much funnier material, get yourself Will You Please F_ck Off?

And here’s the film, Linda, A Highly Successful Call Girl.

Be merry, kids.

Robert


Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His recent The Light Touch is on Amazon PrimeTubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains, but an intellectual snob.


“I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”―Scott Fitzgerald

The Light Touch on Amazon Prime

The Natural Wish to Be Robert MacLean

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