Some Quotations to Help You with Your Life (II)

"The beautiful is that which fills us with despair."—Paul Valéry
 
“If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.”—Marilyn
 
"All bad poetry is sincere."—Oscar Wilde
 
"Thank God I'm an atheist."—Luis Buñuel

“Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.”—Zsa Zsa
 
"Never do an eating scene with a method actor—they spit all over you."—Bogie
 
"It's your job to betray the whole human race."—Henry Miller
 
"Even Cary Grant isn't Cary Grant."—Cary Grant
 
"The young are completely stupid."—Salvador Dalí
 
"I was beastly but never coarse. A high-class sort of heel."—George Sanders
 
"One should never offer the public a delicate perfume. It exasperates them. Give them only carefully selected garbage."—Charles Baudelaire
 
"The only way to avoid Hollywood is to live there."—Igor Stravinsky
 
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."—George Burns
 
"Sin Bravely."—Martin Luther
 
"Part of it went for gambling, part for horses, part for women. The rest I wasted."—George Raft to the IRS
 
"Show me a happy set and I'll show you a dull movie."—Katherine Hepburn
 
"Days off."—Spencer Tracy, on what he looked for in a script
 
“I have nothing to say, but I insist on saying it.”—Federico Fellini
 
"Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them…well, I have others."—Groucho


Robert MacLean is a bad poet and an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon PrimeTubiScanbox, and YouTube, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a screamingly funny novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a reviewer of films, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. Committed to making movies that don't matter. No brains, but an intellectual snob.

I-could-not-love-thee-dear-so-much-loved-I-not-moi-même-more sort of thing.

"Science"

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Last week’s winner of the Nobel for proving Einstein’s quantum theory of particles (deplored by Einstein himself as “spooky action at a distance”) was John Clauser, who in his acceptance speech said, “I confess even to this day that I still don’t understand quantum mechanics.”

Whew!

I usually comfort my ignorance with theories thereof, have placed myself beyond credibility by questioning Darwin, and when I am forced back on God I confront an abyss just as deep.

As a natural fool (see Fools in Gorgeousness) I have a hard innocence at my center that will never learn anything, rather like my alter-ego, for whom let us pray.

Stupidly,

Robert


Robert MacLean is an independent filmmaker. His recent The Light Touch is on Amazon PrimeTubi and Scanbox, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a film reviewer, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. No brains, but an intellectual snob.


The Light Touch on Amazon Prime

The Natural Wish to Be Robert MacLean

Linda: The Series


Can a lady of intimacy
who works at the
highest level
survive?
Thrive? Stay alive?
Linda is an irresistible courtesan, with dignity, 
business sense and—what shall we call it—
class. Superior to every circumstance.
For sale but out of reach.
She's so beautiful, so refined, so aloof, 
that her clients fall in love with her. 
Who can blame them?
Her passion for independence only inflames them—presidents and kings want to divorce their wives and marry her!—but she is resolutely herself.
Professional cool is the secret of her success, and the allure that enslaves powerful men.
An infinitely extendable series of 45-minute episodes.
The news, as it were, behind The News, 
keeping pace with events.

Sort of The Crown, but American-style—
i.e. funny.
A tripod-mounted spinning machine gun 
of political satire, as Saturday
Night Live once was, lo 
these many years.

Inspired by Ernst Lubitsch.


Robert MacLean is a bad poet and an independent filmmaker. His The Light Touch is on Amazon PrimeTubiScanbox, and YouTube, and his 7-minute comedy is an out-loud laugh. He is also a screamingly funny novelist, a playwright, a blogger, a YouTuber, a reviewer of films, a literary critic, and a stand-up comic poet. Born Toronto, PhD McGill, taught at Canadian universities, too cold, live Greece, Irish citizen. Committed to making movies that don't matter. No brains, but an intellectual snob.

Frankly, I forgive myself.